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"We can't enjoin them forever. Someone is going to build a better mousetrap."
'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, vote, votes, voting, voted, voter, voters, election, elections, choose, chooses, choosing, choice, choices, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, doggy sweater, doggy sweaters, ban, bans, banning, banned, poll, polling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I banned the movie 'Christopher Robin' because people called me 'Winnie the Pooh.'""Maybe I should ban the movie 'Liar Liar.'"
Tags:president xi jinping, jinping, president of china, chinese president, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us president, delicate ego, delicate egos, egoism, egotistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ban, banned, banning, bans, banned films, film, films, banned movies, movie, movies, censorship, liar, lies, liars, lying, politicians, politician, political corruption, china
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Tags:united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., flag, flags, stars and stripes, american flag, american flags, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, patriotism, patriot, patriots, nationalism, nationalist, nationalists, salesman, salesmen, peddler, peddlers, street hawker, street hawkers, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, constitutional amendment, constitutional amendments, amendment, amendments, amending, desecration, desecration of the flag, respect for the flag, ban, bans, banning, forbidden, forbidding, outlawing, law, laws, competition, competitions, consumerism, politics, political
"Why does he hate Tik Tok so much?"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, donald trump, the donald, app, application, tick, tock, clock, clocks, watch, watches, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia, hate, hates, hating, hated, hatred, ban, bans, banned, banning, stop, stops, mobile phone application, apps, applications, prohibit, prohibits, prohibiting, prohibited, prohibition, forbid, forbade, forbids, forbidding, us politics
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Female writer faces the Censorship Committee...
Tags:censor, censors, censorship, censorship committee, committee, committees, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, meeting, meetings, ban, bans, banned, banning, publish, published, publihing, prohibit, prohibited, prohibiting, prohibition, book, books, article, articles, control, controls, information, important, politcally unacceptable
How He Communicates Now
Tags:communicate, communicates, communicating, communicated, communication, communications, social media, ba, bans, banned, banning, banned, petition, petitions, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, the donald, fight, fights, fighting, fought, first amendment, first amendments, unfair, tantrum, tantrums, constitution, us constitution, bill of rights
"Alex Jones may have been banned on facebook, Apple, Youtube and Spotify but I'm sure I can still hear him screaming."
Tags:social media, social media platforms, social media platforms, video streaming, video streaming platform, banned, ban, bans, banning, prohibit, far-right, far-right commentator, far-right commentators, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, american radio host, american radio hosts, screaming, screams, scream
Baby Trump cries at mobile
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, the donald, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, tantrum, tantrums, mobile, mobiles, cry, cries, crying, cried, crybaby, crybabies, social media ban, social media, online, technology, communication, online accounts, ban, bans, banned, banning
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
Hard to Topple
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, topple, topples, toppling, toppled, statue, statues, impeach, impeaches, impeaching, impeached, hard, difficult, us election, overthrow, social media, stubborn, ban, bans, banning, banned, impeachment trial, impeachment trials
No Playing Basketball with Porcupines
Tags:basketball, sports, b-ball, coincidental, coincidence, irony, ironic, discrimination, logical, logic, banned, banning, porcupines, porcupine, gymnasium, games, exercise, sport, fitness, discouraged, prevent, prevention, avert, aversion, disappointed, shunned, shunning, disappointment, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices
"I told you this would happen if the mayor banned carriage horses."
Flag at half mast
Tags:half mast, flag, flags, social media, ban, bans, banning, banned, guideline, guidelines, white house, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, the donald, account, accounts, suspended, suspends, suspending, suspend, instigator, instigators, instigated, instigates, instigate
The bird escapes its cage
'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'
"Back in MY day, we had it SO GOOD. We had things like 'beach trash', and 'humans', and 'functioning civilisation.' We ate like KINGS!"
Tags:seagull, seagulls, gull, gulls, food, scavenge, scavenger, scavengers, beach, beaches, seaside, the seaside, ornery, old, back in my day, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, reminiscent, rubbish, litter, food, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, humans, civilisaiton, function, functions, functioning, grumpy, sign, signs, don't feed the gulls, ban, bans, banning, agressive, agression, dislike, dislikes, trash, beach trash, king, kings, eat like kings, ate like kings
"I'd like to report a Murder."
Last Copter Ride
"What I'd give for a heckler!"
Tags:comedian, comedians, practice, practices, practising, audience, audiences, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, heckler, hecklers, heckling, lockdown, lockdowns, social isolation, social distancing, live audience, live audiences, ban, banned, banning, alone, lonely, pandemic, pandemics
"We've been cancelled."
Tags:huawei, united kingdom, uk, ban, bans, banned, banning, remove, removes, removing, 5g, network, networks, cancel, cancels, cancelled, canceled, phone company, phone companies, security, risk, risks, security risks, newspaper, newspapers, prohibit, prohibited, prohibiting, china, chinese, concern, concerns, conerning
"It's just as I feared - we're on Santa's naughty list."
Tags:russia, russian, russians, hack, hacks, hacking, intelligent, intelligence, military, militaries, army, armies, hacker, hackers, santa, father christmas, santa claus, santa's laptop, computer, computers, santa's computer, naughty list, naughty lists, name, names, named, present, presents, banned, banning, withdraw, withdrawn, christmas present, christmas presents, bad people, information, steal, steals, stealing
Silence Strictly Enforced.
"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"