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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, vote, votes, voting, voted, voter, voters, election, elections, choose, chooses, choosing, choice, choices, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, doggy sweater, doggy sweaters, ban, bans, banning, banned, poll, polling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I banned the movie 'Christopher Robin' because people called me 'Winnie the Pooh.'""Maybe I should ban the movie 'Liar Liar.'"
Tags:president xi jinping, jinping, president of china, chinese president, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, us president, delicate ego, delicate egos, egoism, egotistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ban, banned, banning, bans, banned films, film, films, banned movies, movie, movies, censorship, liar, lies, liars, lying, politicians, politician, political corruption, china
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Tags:united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., flag, flags, stars and stripes, american flag, american flags, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, patriotism, patriot, patriots, nationalism, nationalist, nationalists, salesman, salesmen, peddler, peddlers, street hawker, street hawkers, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, constitutional amendment, constitutional amendments, amendment, amendments, amending, desecration, desecration of the flag, respect for the flag, ban, bans, banning, forbidden, forbidding, outlawing, law, laws, competition, competitions, consumerism, politics, political
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Alex Jones may have been banned on facebook, Apple, Youtube and Spotify but I'm sure I can still hear him screaming."
Tags:social media, social media platforms, social media platforms, video streaming, video streaming platform, banned, ban, bans, banning, prohibit, far-right, far-right commentator, far-right commentators, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, american radio host, american radio hosts, screaming, screams, scream
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
No Playing Basketball with Porcupines
Tags:basketball, sports, b-ball, coincidental, coincidence, irony, ironic, discrimination, logical, logic, banned, banning, porcupines, porcupine, gymnasium, games, exercise, sport, fitness, discouraged, prevent, prevention, avert, aversion, disappointed, shunned, shunning, disappointment, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices
'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'
Silence Strictly Enforced.
"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"
"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."
This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, ban, bans, banning, banned, fishing rod, fishing rods, protect, protects, protection, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevention, preventions, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Trump travel ban lets the genie out of the bottle.
"The rat! - Whenever I vote to ban something, he votes to SUBSIDIZE it!"
"Wow! These birds are getting clever."
Man sees Grim Reaper and angrily points to a sign which reads: No Hoodies.
'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'
'Steve says Air Canada may ban cats from some of their flights... I'm not unhappy! There wasn't that much leg room.'
If they ban smoking in cars...
'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'
'I've been expelled for bad behavior...'
'Don't even think about it, Walter.'
'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'
'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'