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"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
"Have you noticed that as we get older it only takes a couple of pints before we start talking bollocks?'
Chemistry trash talk - 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteruize.'
Sign says: 'Thank you for not saying: Can you do mine next?, It'll rain now, Missed a bit.'
'You're in luck. He's in a playful mood today.'
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"