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At Michawl Phelps' baptism.
"I know he's in here somewhere!"
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"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."
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Christening - Child named Bulbasaur
"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"
'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'
Workman baptising his child J.C.B.
"And who is going to be the Godfather?"
"D'you have sparkling?"
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Ministry 101: Never perform a baptism in a river with a strong current.
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A hazard of river baptisms.
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"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."
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'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'
'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'
'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'
A baby being christened in a scuba mask.
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
'Health and safety just gets worse.'
'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'
'I'm terribly sorry. You can't adopt your stocks and you can't get them baptized.'
'If brains were water, his wouldn't be sufficient to baptise a flea!'
'While you're about it, you can wash behind his ears!'
'Golly, is it that time already?'