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'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
Martin Luther King Jr
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'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
"Why is this certificate all wet?"
"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"
'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! -- I'm John the METHODIST!'
"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
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Baptism by fire, baptism by water.
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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'You've got the wrong man, I tell you! ? I'm John the Methodist!'
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
Baptism in the Dead Sea
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'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'
'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'
"Baptisms are delayed due to lightning reported in the area."
Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."
If Adam and Eve were Baptist.
"I don't think you're really entering into the spirit of this baptism." (Minister to man wearing waders and waterproofs with umbrella).
'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'
'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'
"Don't worry, the blighter's still here somewhere!"
'Dad, I've joined the baptists.'
'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'
"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."