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'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
"Why is this certificate all wet?"
"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"
"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."
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Baptism by fire, baptism by water.
"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"
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Baptism in the Dead Sea
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Clown Ministry Baptism Today
'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'
Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."
"Baptisms are delayed due to lightning reported in the area."
If Adam and Eve were Baptist.
"Southern Baptists exclude women from being ministers - wonder what God thinks of that..."
'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'
"Don't worry, the blighter's still here somewhere!"
'Dad, I've joined the baptists.'
'It wasn't a Moonie, it was a Baptist you jumped over, and he was sitting on the grass!'
'His rolls are out of this world.'
'Just for that, I'm making 'Thou shalt not moon' number eleven!'
'I can't talk to you now, I'm on a mission.'
"Zoning sent me - I'm your new baptismal pool lifeguard."
'A fundamentalist baptist converts a toilet bowl'
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."