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Bar Fly Cartoons and Comics
Bar Fly cartoon 1 of 44
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
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sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
Bar Fly cartoon 2 of 44
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
Bar Fly cartoon 3 of 44
"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
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lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killersBar Fly cartoon 4 of 44
"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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bar, bars, bar food, bar fly, bar flies, diner, diners, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sustainable, sustainability, alternative energy, alternative energies, alternative energy source, eating out, out to eat, green, eco, eco friendly, eco-friendly, cook, cooking, chef, chefs, turbine, turbines, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, climate change, global warming, patient, patience, modern life, modern worldBar Fly cartoon 5 of 44
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biologicalBar Fly cartoon 6 of 44
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksBar Fly cartoon 7 of 44
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky
Bar Fly cartoon 8 of 44
"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
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check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, bar-flies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared
Bar Fly cartoon 9 of 44
The Enemies
Bar Fly cartoon 10 of 44
"I said this next number is a sing-along."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live musicBar Fly cartoon 11 of 44
"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, bookseller, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, bar-flies, bar-fly, punter, punters, regular, regulars, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drink, drunk, drunken, drunkard, alcohol, alcoholicBar Fly cartoon 12 of 44
"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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bar, bars, barman, barmen, bartender, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, life story, life stories, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, armchair, armchair critic, armchair enthusiast, face value, professional, knowledge, knowledgeable, terror, terrorism, war on terror, politics, political, drink, drinking, out drinking, after a few drinks, terrorists, irresponsible
Bar Fly cartoon 13 of 44
"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."
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community service, service, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, law, legal, legality, crimes, criminal, criminals, ethic, ethical, ethics, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, bar, bars, pub, pubs, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, crimes, criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimesBar Fly cartoon 14 of 44
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, bar-flies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotisticalBar Fly cartoon 15 of 44
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern lifeBar Fly cartoon 16 of 44
"It was sort of an after-the-bell transaction."
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crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, robbery, robberies, after the bell, after-the-bell, bank, banks, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, media, spin, spin doctor, word play, word-play, play on words, money, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, semantics, semanticBar Fly cartoon 17 of 44
"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, grammar, grammarian, grammar nazi, stickler, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, barfly, bar flyBar Fly cartoon 18 of 44
Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
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ireland, irish, republic of ireland, irish history, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, saint, saints, early religion, religious, religious imagery, medusa, snake, snakes, st. patrick, st patrick, saint patrick, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, st patrick's day, saint patrick's day, holiday, holidays, cultural, culture clash, cultures, greek, greek mythology
Bar Fly cartoon 19 of 44
"How about another one, Al?"
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crossover, cross-over, cross-overs, crossovers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issuesBar Fly cartoon 20 of 44
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animalsBar Fly cartoon 21 of 44
"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
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drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, walk the walk, talk the talk, in-group, in-groups, in-crowd, in-crowds, bartender, bartenders, bartending, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, club, clubs, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, authenticity, inauthentic, faker, fake, fakes, faking it, fake it, fakes itBar Fly cartoon 22 of 44
"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
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bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, moon, moons, date, dates, dating, dating game, modern life, modern world, crescent moon, dark side of the moon, well known, well-known, phrases, phrase, sceince, scientists, scientist, space, the moon, dark side, a dark side, interest, interesting, bored, boring, boredom, literal, visual gagBar Fly cartoon 23 of 44
"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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penguin, penguins, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, tourism, tourist, tourists, antartica, herring, herrings, fish, fishes, cuisine, cuisines, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, bar-fly, bar-flies, maritini, cocktail, cocktails, pub, pubs, homesick, homesickness, strange imagery, strange, surreal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphismBar Fly cartoon 24 of 44
'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'
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drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunks, power, powers, powerful, drunk on power, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, abuse of power, abuses of power, powerful, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, bartender, bartenders, bartendingBar Fly cartoon 25 of 44
"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"
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drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues, tax, taxes, social security, social security number, taking advantage, rich get richer, fat cat, fat catsMore cartoons with the keyword 'bar fly'