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"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
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sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
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lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killers"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."
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bar, bars, bar food, bar fly, bar flies, diner, diners, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sustainable, sustainability, alternative energy, alternative energies, alternative energy source, eating out, out to eat, green, eco, eco friendly, eco-friendly, cook, cooking, chef, chefs, turbine, turbines, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, climate change, global warming, patient, patience, modern life, modern world"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunks"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky"Let me know when you want to start the operation."
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check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, experimental, experiment, drug, drugs, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, get well, get well soon, spin, spin doctor, operation, operating, operating theater, operating theatre, operate, operates, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, barflies, bar-fly, mentally prepared, prepared"I said this next number is a sing-along."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, sing-along, sing, live music"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, bookseller, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, barflies, bar-fly, punter, punters, regular, regulars, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drink, drunk, drunken, drunkard, alcohol, alcoholic"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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bar, bars, barman, barmen, bartender, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, life story, life stories, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, armchair, armchair critic, armchair enthusiast, face value, professional, knowledge, knowledgeable, terror, terrorism, war on terror, politics, political, drink, drinking, out drinking, after a few drinks, terrorists, irresponsible"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."
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community service, service, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, law, legal, legality, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, ethic, ethical, ethics, bar, bars, bar flies, bar fly, bar, bars, pub, pubs, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, crime, crimes, criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, barflies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotistical"I happen to be one of those who do NOT hold with the view that Dan Quayle is less than mediocre."
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bar, bars, customer, customers, regular, regulars, politic, politics, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, dan quayle, dan, quayle, vice president, vice presidents, former vice presidents, united states, idiot, idiots, bad reputation, bad reputations, disagree, disagrees, disagreeing, mediocre, supporter, supporters, incapable, incompetent, bar fly, bar flies, drunk, drunks"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, grammar, grammarian, grammar nazi, stickler, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, barfly, bar fly"It was sort of an after-the-bell transaction."
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, robbery, robberies, after the bell, after-the-bell, bank, banks, bank robbery, heist, heists, bank heist, media, spin, spin doctor, word play, word-play, play on words, money, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, semantics, semanticMedusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
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ireland, irish, republic of ireland, irish history, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, saint, saints, early religion, religious, religious imagery, medusa, snake, snakes, st. patrick, st patrick, saint patrick, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bar fly, bar flies, st patrick's day, saint patrick's day, holiday, holidays, cultural, culture clash, cultures, greek, greek mythology"How about another one, Al?"
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crossover, cross-over, cross-overs, crossovers, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, class, working class, class issues, class divide, class struggle, class struggles, political issue, political issues"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."
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drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, walk the walk, talk the talk, in-group, in-groups, in-crowd, in-crowds, bartender, bartenders, bartending, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, club, clubs, poser, posers, poseur, poseurs, authenticity, inauthentic, faker, fake, fakes, faking it, fake it, fakes it"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
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bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, moon, moons, date, dates, dating, dating game, modern life, modern world, crescent moon, dark side of the moon, well known, well-known, phrases, phrase, sceince, scientists, scientist, space, the moon, dark side, a dark side, interest, interesting, bored, boring, boredom, literal, visual gag"Antarctica is nice, but the only thing I really miss is the herring."
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penguin, penguins, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, tourism, tourist, tourists, antartica, herring, herrings, fish, fishes, cuisine, cuisines, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, bar-fly, barflies, maritini, cocktail, cocktails, pub, pubs, homesick, homesickness, strange imagery, strange, surreal, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'
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drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunks, power, powers, powerful, drunk on power, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, abuse of power, abuses of power, powerful, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, bartender, bartenders, bartending