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'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'Look, I don't want any funny business.'
". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."
"If you're expecting one of those old jokes with a crocodile, forget it...we've only come in for a nice quiet drink!"
"Are you lot going to order a drink or is this some sort of a joke?"
'It starts 'A rabbi and a priest go into a bar...' I think this Dead Sea Scroll is a fake.'
A Short-Faced Bear Walks into a Bar...
'Okay, a rabbi, a penguin and a lesbian go into a bar...good premise, but then what happens?'
"Hey! Thanks for waiting!"
"I wish they'd stop calling it a swamp. It's protected wetlands."