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"We have a back room that's more cozy, sir."
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"So, how goes the quest for fire?"
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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'
'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'
'Well, it was just a first draft.'
'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'
'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'
"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."
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'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'
Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.
"One for the yellow brick road?"
'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'
'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'
'I'd recommend the white wine.'
'No more for me, it's going straight to my head.'
'He comes in here only once in a while but then, he makes half the monthly turnover'
'Set 'em up, Joe!'
Outpatient City Hospital Homicidal Maniac Ward.
'There's a guy outside with a VW who's short a coupla clowns...'
'Hey, don't you know how to make a Martini 'I asked for this 'extra dirty'!'
'Drink up, people. Time to go home.' 'Did that sound like a veiled threat to you?'
'Happy Hour is over - you can relax!'
Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.
'Go home to my wife? -- But I like happy endings!'