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"My wife understands me."
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"Ever since the sniper I change barstools every few beers."
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"Hey buddy, you ever gonna order a drink, or what?"
"What does your mother have to do to get a drink around here?"
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"Looks like ole Fred took too much stool softener this morning."
"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
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A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".
"Whereas that fellow sitting on your right just came in a couple of weeks ago."
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Zeno had philosophized that movement was impossible.
Bob felt better after getting a stool softener.
The Occupy a Barstool Movement.
"Would you care for a drink before or after I shove menus in your face?"
"My wife is a woman of few words, which she uses over and over and over."
'Make it a double and make it neat: I'm trying to cut back on flouride.'
Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.
'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'
'It's an old football injury. I fell off a bar stool while watching the Rose Bowl on tv.'
'Then I hit him with my three-legged punch. . .I hit him with my stool.'
'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'
'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'
A Bar Stool
'Friend, we have a bar code here.'
John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.
Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...