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"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."
Tags:satan, satanic, demon, demons, demonic entity, demonic entities, 666, hell, underworld, pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, careless, carelessness, the abyss, abyss, inattentive, attentive, negligent, negligence, heedless, irresponsible, absent-minded, sloppy, reckless, incautious
"Out there somewhere,there's a pie with my name on it."
Tags:clown, clowns, pie, pies, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, tending, bartenders, bar talk, pub talk, complain, complaining, drink, drinking, alcoholic beverages, alcohol, drunk, chat, chatting, hope, hopeful, unemployed, unemployment, jobless, no job, lazy, employed, employment, wistful, lament, lamenting, dream, dreams, goal, goals, life goal, life goals
"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."
Tags:ambition, psychology, middle age, men, music, entertainment, celebrities, sting, tantra, tantric, tantric sex, bohemian, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, boring life, regret, regrets, regretting, lament, laments, lamenting, bar, bar talk, bar chat, bar chats, confession, confessions, confessing, happy, happiness, mankoff
"What ever happened to 'dumb but happy'?"
"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, drunk, drunks, bar talk, pub talk, reflections, memories, thinking back, remembering, reminisce, reminiscing, hair, haircut, hairstyle, hairstyles, life choices, life, life experiences, age, aging, ageing, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, men
"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."
Tags:christmas, xmas, seasonal holidays, holiday, holidays, elf, elves, pointed shoes, shoe, pointed shoe, pub, bar, pub talk, chat, bar talk, drinking, beverages, beverage, talk over a beer, chats, chatting, talking, converse, conversation, complaining, complain, complaint, grumble, grumbling, grumbled, make a fuss, fussing, fuss, find a fault, unsatisfied, retail, shopping, sulking, sulk, north, north pole, chin wag, limited options, option, options, choice, choices, limited choice, limited choices, uncomfortable, employee uniform, employee uniforms
"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."
Tags:pub, pubs, bar, bars, pub talk, bar talk, pub chat, scarecrow, scarecrows, robot, robots, automaton, automatons, bot, bots, droid, droids, sustainable, unsustainable, sustainability, deflated, deflation, short term, short life span, life spans, non-sustainable, inhuman, old tech, new tech, tin man, wizard of oz, outdated
"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."
"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."
Tags:physics, physicist, physicists, pope, christianity, christians, religion, religious leader, leaders, conspire, conspiring, co conspirators, co-conspirators, joke, joking, jokester, jokesters, mess around, messing around, prank, pranking, prankster, pranksters, science, scientist, scientists, bar, bar talk, pub, pub talk, having a laugh, have a laugh, co-pope, idea, ideas, freak, freak out, scare, scaring, quitting, giving up, quit
"Been there, drunk that."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, drunk, drunks, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, been there done that, age, generations, wisdom, wise, chatting, chat, conversation, problems, bar talk, men, bro talk, stories, friend, friends, bartender, bartenders, advice, advising
"No way, you guys are angels? I have a GREAT idea for a miracle."
"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."
Tags:bounce, bounced, bouncer, bouncers, depose, deposed, abdicate, abdication, abdicated, royal, royalty, king, kingdom, kings, peasant, peasants, common folk, folks, common man, commoner, commoners, pub, pub talk, chat, chatting, bar talk, bar, bars, pubs, drink, chat over a beer, woes, woe and sorrow, trouble, losing, lose, lost, social hierarchy, hierarchy, beverage, beverages, beer, beers, overthrow, overthrown, testify, testifying, lawyer, lawyers, rule, regulations, law, rules, rule, ruler
"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts."
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
Tags:business, businessman, businesswoman, pub, pubs, pub talk, bar, bars, bar talk, banter, bantering, complaining, complain, complained, complains, hopeless, direction, right direction, right directions, going his way, going one's way, failure, failed, fail, fails, unsuccessful, sorry for themselves, feeling sorry for yourself, miserable, misery, whining, whine, moaning, event, events, unfortunate, fortunate, unfortunately, fortunately, rough patch, success
"Stock photo, right?"
Tags:stock, stock photo, stock photography, stock photos, photography, photographer, photographers, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeries, insecure, insecurity, perfect, perfection, ideal, ideal look, ideal characteristics, ideal features, facial features, facial characteristics, pub, pubs, pub talk, bar, bars, bar talk, generic, generic looking
"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
Tags:men, man, life, lives, live, living, bar, bars, bar talk, pub, pubs, pub talk, drink, drinking, drunk, drinks, depressed, depress, depressing, depresses, pandora, pandora's box, pandora's boxes, beat, beats, beating, unknown, fear of the unknown, fear, fearing, fears, feared, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues
"Say dollface, what brings you to a joint like this?"
"What? Did I say something reasonable?"
"Sure, I'm Irish. That explains the green underwear, doesn't it?"
'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'
'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little off the top' I'm going to lose it.'