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I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.
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'What do you mean you're out of ice?'
"I prefer the cheap stuff."
"No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service."
"We have a back room that's more cozy, sir."
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"So, how goes the quest for fire?"
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"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."
"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."
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"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
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'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'
'Do you have any Labernet Sauvignon?'
"Waddle it be?"
The home of the bottomless Martini
'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'
Where Cream Ale comes from
The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...'
'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'
"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."
'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'
"My glass is empty again but I haven't had a drink."
"I'll have what he's having."
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"We never yell 'shots on the house' anymore.2
"Care for another pint, sir?"
"One for the yellow brick road?"
'What happened to the free peanuts?'
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