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'It's hard to fix the 'Sequester' - we're still trying to figure out what it means.'
"My authority was never questioned before it was revealed that my middle name is Hillary."
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'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'
US Government Shutdown
'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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'My God! Will you lookit the way the man puts his pants on!!!'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves...
Big Sky Country
The 2012 campaign trail runs through these troubled areas.
"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."
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Health care reform
U.S.S. Deja Vu
Night of the Living Debt.
'We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.'
'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'
'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'
'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'
America's funniest government surveillance tapes.
New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.
Unleashing the dogs of regulation.
'Hold on. . . This could be a game changer.'
'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'