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'It's hard to fix the 'Sequester' - we're still trying to figure out what it means.'
"My authority was never questioned before it was revealed that my middle name is Hillary."
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'Mr Smith, what are you doing under the water?'
"Cover it all, so the only thing people see is the ObamaGate!"
Tags:whitewash, white wash, cover up, cover ups, conceal, concealment, paint, painting, painting over the cracks, russian interference, russian hack, russian electoral interference, russian collusion, putin’s puppet, putins puppet, racism, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, obama, barack obama, president barack obama, obamagate
US Government Shutdown
'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
Tags:government, government, politics, politician, politicians, president, president, american president, american presidents, white house, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treating, trick-or-treating, kids, kid, child, children, costume, costumes, dressed up, security, secret service, united states secret service, intruder, intruders, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, security breach, security breaches, oval office, security failure, security failures, obama, barack obama, president obama
'My God! Will you lookit the way the man puts his pants on!!!'
"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."
Tags:nsa, national security agency, national security, surveillance, state surveillance, surveillance state, spy, spies, spying, spy on, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, 2016, 2016 year, obama, barack obama, president obama, president barack obama, obamas legacy, obama legacy, drone, drones, gitmo, guantanamo bay
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"Everything Obama did will be reversed! DACA? Over. Healthcare mandate? Gone.
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trump administration, trump government, obama, barack obama, obamas legacy, obama care, patient protection and affordable care act, affordable care act, aca, american health care act, ahca, deferred action for childhood arrivals, daca, drones, drone, military drones, drone killing, drone kills
People have guns to protect themselves from people who have guns to protect themselves...
Big Sky Country
The 2012 campaign trail runs through these troubled areas.
"I suppose a fist bump would be more sanitary."
Tags:business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, office work, offices, office workers, politician, politicians, obama, president obama, barack obama, president barack obama, handshakes, handshake, greeting, greetings, meeting, meetings, fist bump, fist bumps, fistbump, fistbumps, fist-bump, fist-bumps, cleanliness, clean, sanitation, sanitary, business meeting, business meetings, business transaction, business transactions
Health care reform
A More Perfect Union.
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U.S.S. Deja Vu
Night of the Living Debt.
'We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.'
'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'
'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'
'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'
America's funniest government surveillance tapes.