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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies
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"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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"Wait! is it 'Serve from the left, clear from the right' or the other way around?"
'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
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" 'Sack Rome!' That's your answer to everything!"
"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."
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"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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"My client is willing to do community service."
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"I'm turned off by the womanizing."
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'
'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'
"Extremism in defense of me is no vice."
"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"
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'You think you've got problems!'
'Hold on for a moment sir, accounts receivable think they might be able to use a barbarian...'
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'