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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies
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"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'
" 'Sack Rome!' That's your answer to everything!"
"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."
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The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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"My client is willing to do community service."
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"I'm turned off by the womanizing."
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'
'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'
"Oh, oh... here comes trouble!"
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'You think you've got problems!'
'Hold on for a moment sir, accounts receivable think they might be able to use a barbarian...'
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'
'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'
Conan the librarian.