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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"The wings are addictive."
"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."
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Don Quixote in the Hamptons
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The King Can Do No Wrong
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"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
Tags:season, seasons, summer, summertime, food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, tomato, tomatoes, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, talking, discussing, speaking, conversing, topic, topics, theme, themes, fresh, local, produce, incessantly, endlessly, ceaselessly, never stops talking, agriculture, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, market, markets, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques
"We suburb, son; therefore, we grill."
Tags:fathers and sons, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, suburbs, suburban life, the suburbs, suburbia, middle class, middle classes, the middle class, i think therefore i am, cogito ergo sum, rené descartes, descartes, je pense, donc je suis, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, dad, dads, masculinity
"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
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'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
"An now I just step back and let the grilling process destroy any nutritional value it might have had."
"It's never done."
"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
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'I've been grilling him for hours and he hasn't even started to sizzle!'
A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, microwave, microwaves, microwave meal, microwave meals, tv dinner, tv dinners, cookout, cookouts, bbq, grill, grills, grilling, meal, meals, family dinner, family dinners, modern life, modern convenience, modern conveniences, outdoor cooking, outdoor cookery, dad, dads, parent, parents, gender role, gender roles
'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'
'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
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"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."
"Please hug me."
"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.