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'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."
Tags:laser surgery, laser surgeries, surgery, surgeries, penny, pennies, value, astigmatism, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, laser, lasers, laser pointer, laser pointers, cat, cats, feline, felines, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, opthalmologists, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, bargain, bargains
As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.
"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, store, stores, hosiery, hosiery store, sales assistant, shop assistant, retail assistant, shop keeper, store keeper, sales assistants, shop assistants, retail assistants, shop keepers, store keepers, retail, vintage hosiery store, bargain, hunting for a bargain, looking for a bargain, bargain hunter, thrifty, 1940s high society, 1940s, vintage, vintage cartoon, imperfect, money off, cheap, cheaper
'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'
'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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Free Lunch - $10.
"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
Tags:science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoff
Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.
"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
Tags:miracle worker, miracle workers, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, medical bill, medical bills, medical cost, medical costs, healthcare, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare reform, medical fee, medical fees, fee, fees, bargain, bargains, bargaining, haggle, haggles, haggling, healthcare reform, reform, reforming
Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.
'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'
"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
Tags:gamble, gambling, gambler, gamblers, cards, card game, card games, playing cards, poker, poker player, poker players, boss, bosses, manager, managers, employer, employers, contract, contracts, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, contract laws, contract law, bargain, bargaining, employment, sick day, sick days, sick pay, sick leave, paid sick leave, statutory requirement, statutory requirements, legal requirement, legal requirements, offices, office worker, office workers
Tags:counterproposal, counterproposals, counter proposal, counter proposals, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business meeting, business meetings, business proposal, business proposals, barter, barters, bargain, bargaining, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business people, disagree, disagreement, disagreements
"Wait! Come back! I was just kidding about wanting to be happy."
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, happiness, wanting happiness, mental health, desperate, desperation, bargain, bargaining, compromise, compromises
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, stand out, stands out, standing out, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, bargain, bargains, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, trauma, traumatic memory, traumatic memories, fashion choice, fashion choices, dress sense, fashion sense, look weird, looks weird, looking weird, weirdo, weirdos, freak, freaks, loser, losers, therapy, childhood memory, childhood memories
Scratch 'n dent pacemaker sale! 40% off!
Mario's Discount Nose Jobs
Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'