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'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
'Well, what do you expect when you meet a guy in an alley and buy health insurance called Vito's HMO?!'
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'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'
"Of course I love you. If I didn't love you, we wouldn't have all this damn furniture."
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The three stooges of grief.
'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'
'How come when the workers form a union, it's collective bargaining, but if we do it, it's a cartel?'
'Forget the beads and blankets... what we need are folding chairs.'
'What a lawyer!... He plea-bargained me down to going to bed without supper!'
'What gets me is that we plea-bargained for all this!'
'OK, you win... I'm open now to collective bargaining.'
"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."
'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'
'I sold the old lamp in the den on eBay. Then I thought, 'Do we really need this sofa?' Before I realized it, I'd made $4,700!'
'You know what a tightwad Howie was. He was thrilled when he found out he could save 60 percent on a cemetery plot if he was buried vertically.'
Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.
Some make better deals than others.
"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."
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'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'
'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'
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Sports agent employing a favourite bargaining tactic.
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Sale - everything must go!
'That's what you bargained for? I get an invisible fence instead of an ankle bracelet?'
'That booking service drives a hard bargain. We get the film, they get our theatre, we get to watch the movie.'
Fisherman's special...Only $59.99! Order today, 2 for $109...Tartar Sauce, 50 gallons.