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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.
'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"
"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."
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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
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'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'
"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
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"I'm in love with a man who---just my luck---is in love with a married man."
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"Get with the back beat, counselor!"
"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."
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Incompetent to Stand Trial
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"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"Et tu, Juan?"
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"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."
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"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."
"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
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What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"
"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"
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