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"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
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"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."
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"Just keep yapping, some day, God forbid, you may be right."
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"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
"Hey, baby, what's happenin'? How's about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!"
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"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"
Tags:bark, tree, trees, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, female stereotype, female stereotypes, leaf, leaves, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion statement, fashion statements, self-conscious, self-consciousness, self esteem, self-esteem, self esteems, self-esteems, changing room, changing rooms
"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
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'It must be nice to be bilingual.'
"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."
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A tough dog scratches and barks.
"Bow wow! Or is it 'wow bow'?"
'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.
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This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.
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Dog blows on dandelion.
"Woof, woof, to coin a phrase."
"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"
"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."
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'Will whoever has the doorbell ringtone please set your phone to vibrate?'