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"Boy, I can't stand close barkers..."
'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'
"Oh, she hears the bark, but all of the nuance goes right over her head."
"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."
"This sure beats barking."
'You mean he now has his own CD player with music to howl to?'
'You have the right to remain silent.'
"I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way."
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my bark is a sort of a yap."
'Maybe this is the wrong tree. Let's try barking up that one over there.'
"This bark collar is a restriction of my free speech."
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"He's a texter, not a barker."
"Not the squirrel salt and pepper shakers. Your father will just bark all through dinner."
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"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"
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"I made you project leader to reward your temperament...but now you're barking at people."
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"Oh no, his bite is way worse than his bark."
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"Well, they're home. I suppose we should start barking like mad now."
"You're doing it again! You're barking in your sleep!"
"Watch BoBo the Clown cry real tears of existential crisis only to refocus his energy through sublimation and laugh at the inherent indifference and absurdity of existence."
'What is it?! I'm barking!!'
'We need to bark.'
Dog on a Shelf.
'That wasn't me barking, that was me giving my motivational speech.'
Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.