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"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"
"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on...
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"Hey there – sorry to disturb you, but if you have a few minutes we'd like to talk with you about your barking."
Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs
You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!
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Dog barks at himself in a mirror.
A breed for the 90's: The Gotham Collie
'Honey, did I bark a lot for no particular reason today?'
'Stop barking, Winston!'
"You're right. I feel much better."
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'Let's see if we can find one that's closer to people trying to sleep.'
The Perfect Crime...
"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."
'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'
'Yes, I live on the third floor, but I am unaware of any howling sounds at night.'
"He's sending an instant message."
'I'm taking a new approach. I'm giving up barking for rosy rhetoric.'
'Let me intercede, Miss. I happen to be a public defender.'
'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'
'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
"Did I remember to bark at him?"
'His bark's worse than his bite - just like yours.'
A pointless conversation.