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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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'Something to quash the indignity of financial regulatory reform.'
'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'
Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.
"No, dummy...that's not how we use a napkin!"
"Really? 'Happy Hour' is meant ironically? And you say everyone knows this?"
"Just when did we replace the peanuts with potpourri?"
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
"Whiskey and splash coming up!"
"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"
"Care for another pint, sir?"
"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"
"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."
"I resent it when people come in to complain about their spouses, especially when one is my husband."
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"Are you the bar's manager? My husband thinks that he might have left his eyes in one of your waitresses' neckline."
"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."
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"Do you realize what people are saying about me?"
'Maybe your wife doesn't understand you, because you don't make any sense!'
"If you want anything else, just wave your credit card."
"You must be the new barmaid."
'Sorry fellas, but happy hour's over.'
"Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe."
'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'