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"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
"Thanks for going all the way home."
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"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."
"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."
'Thanks for the good wishes, but I don't think that reading 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' will make me feel better.'
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Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.
'My children have never been mollycoddled. A couple of them have been coddled, but not mollycoddled.'
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
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There was an eerie silence and a morbid chill in the air as the creature began to stir... Frankenswine was alive!
'If I've learned one thing after all these years, it's that 'moo' doesn't always mean 'moo'.'
'He's my lawyer.'
'Look who came back for the family reunion.'
'No. I insist. You first.'
You can always tell when an animal wasn't born in a barn.
Latin lesson for animals
'I just has a deja-moo!'
'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'
'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'
'He faked an orgasm.'
'Well, I can see ADVANTAGES in this kind of barn, and I can see DISADVANTAGES.'
'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'