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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
The Attorney Barn
"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.
"I really enjoyed my last life. When I spoke, Hollywood trembled."
Tags:hollywood, actress, actresses, actor, actors, acting, act, reincarnation, reincarnated, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, pig, pigs, barn, barns, animal, animals, livestock, rural, talking animals, talking animal, talking pig, talking pigs, famous, fame, star, stars, past life, lives, life
"Ever eat a bird?"
'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
Tags:dairy, dairies, milk, milks, milking, milker, milkers, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, dairy product, dairy products, biscuit, biscuits, stable, sables, treat, treats, cow, cows, cattle, bull, bulls, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, farmyard, farmyards, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.
Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.
'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
Pulled Pork Farm.
Pig and Chicken Leave Shadow Shapes on Cow.
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, agriculture, agricultural, barn, barns, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, rural, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, wife, wives, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, fatherhood, mother, mothers, motherhood
Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').
'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'
Tags:farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses
"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
'This is a real barnburner.'
'This is my mom and dad.'
"He's good with directions, but that's about it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, barn, barns, weathervane, weathervanes, wind vane, wind vanes, weathercock, weathercocks, wind direction, direction, directions, good with directions, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, gossip, gossiping, good point, good points, pros
"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
Tags:sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, houses
Growing up/growing out.
Businessman As A Weather Vane
Tags:farmer, farming, rural, country, countryside, midwest, in the sticks, farm, farms, farmers, farm life, barn, barns, she, sheds, country side, country, weather, weathervane, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, suits, worlds collide, culture clash, clash, clash of ideals, ornaments, vane, wind, rude joke, weathercock
"You there - shoo!"
Tags:pest, pests, barn, barns, bat, bats, infestation, infestations, infested, infesting, vermin, pest control, pest controls, wing, wings, costume, costumes, eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, eccentricities, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, superhero, superheroes, villain, villains, mastermind, masterminds