Barnyard Cartoons and Comics

'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

Artist:
Whitehead, Bill
Search ID:
bwhn642
High Res:
2250x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cockerel, cockerels, early morning, early mornings, morning person, morning people, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, farm animal, farm animals, dawn, dawns, cockerel call, rooster call, musician, musicians, song, songs

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC124054
High Res:
2729x2827 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC38642
High Res:
1981x1529 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little

"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303297
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pig, pigs, name calling, name caller, name callers, name-calling, swine, swines, barnyard, barnyards, barn, barns, barn animal, barn animals, chicken, chickens, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, barnyard epithet, barnyard epithets

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl090312
High Res:
1900x2294 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dairy, dairies, milk, milks, milking, milker, milkers, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, dairy product, dairy products, biscuit, biscuits, stable, sables, treat, treats, cow, cows, cattle, bull, bulls, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, farmyard, farmyards, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

'It's settled, then - we start a farm.'

Artist:
Delgado, Roy
Search ID:
rde7948
High Res:
2254x1712 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business venture, business ventures, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farmed, farm animal, farm animals, business plan, business plans, business partner, business partners, horse, horses, cow, cows, sheep, pig, pigs, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards

'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'

Artist:
Ewer, Mark
Search ID:
mewn516
High Res:
1800x2123 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animals, cow, cows, farmyards, farm yard, farm yards, barnyard, barnyards, farm, farms, farmyard, livestock, feeding, digestion, digestive process, stomachs, stomach, cattle, feed, agriculture, feed, country, hungry, gone off, food, bad digestion, silo, eating out

"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."

Artist:
Diesslin, Rich
Search ID:
rdln444
High Res:
2400x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
joseph, mary, jesus, jesus christ, manger, mangers, bethlehem, away in a manger, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, barn yard, barn yards, dirt floor, dirt floors, clean, cleans, cleaning, hard to clean, difficult to clean

"By the way, dollface,nice hooters."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC25345
High Res:
2233x1957 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sexual harassment, harassment, leer, leers, leering, inappropriate, comment, comments, commenting, dairy, milk, milks, milking, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, patriarchy, patriarchal, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, farm, farmers, farmer

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Artist:
Pettinger, E.J.
Search ID:
epen113
High Res:
1650x1900 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
feet, apperance, chicken feet, hen, honest, vain, vanity, farm animal, barnyard, barnyards, foot, ugly foot, ugly feet, claw, claws, chickens, chicken feet, ugly feet, vanity, appearances, uncomfortable questions, farm animals

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

Artist:
Herman, Jon
Search ID:
jhen94
High Res:
2326x1742 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
history, history channel, hitler, goosestep, goosestepping, goose, geese, fowl, farm, farm yard, world war ii, totalitarians, dictator, dictators, animal farm, poultry farms, bird, birds, farmer, farmers, cable tv, ranch, barnyard, farmyard, coop, hutch, coops, documentaries

'It's got all the original features.'

Artist:
Besley, Rupert
Search ID:
rben12
High Res:
2450x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
barn conversion, barn conversions, farm yard, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farm yards, barnyard, barnyards, original feature, original features, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, property developers, property market, housing markets, cowpat, cowpats, cow poo

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC125088
High Res:
5910x5707 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, noise, noises, noise complaint, noise complaints, apartment, apartments, apartment living, apartment life, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, barnyard, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, racket, rackets, farmer, farmers, rancher, ranchers, ranch

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC133337
High Res:
3359x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
light switch, light switches, square dancer, square dancers, square dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, barnyard, barnyard dance, barnyard dancing, obsessive compulsive, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, ritual, rituals, daily ritual, daily rituals

I knew we were in uncharted waters when our chickens started asking questions like these:

Artist:
Veley, Bradford
Search ID:
bven1410
High Res:
2163x2635 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chickens, barn, barnyard, politics, immigration, trump, president trump, corrupt, corruption, oligarchy, klepto-oligarchy, kleptocracy, kleptocracies, corporate oligarchy, corporate oligarchs, kleptoligarchy, tax returns, epa, environment, environmental protection agency, pollution, science, scientific research, fact, facts, alternative facts, media

Dairy Farmer Cow Spt

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC136757
High Res:
4636x4107 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow spot, cow spots, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, dairy farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, cow, cows, cattle, milking shed, milking sheds, milker, milkers, barnyard animal, barnyard, animals, barnyard, barnyards, holstein, holstein cow, holstein cows

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

Artist:
Benner, Ken
Search ID:
kben518
High Res:
2154x1464 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
newsletter, newsletters, news letter, news letters, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, cow, cows, cattle, news story, news stories, news event, news events

Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."

Artist:
Chodkowski, Dick
Search ID:
dchn258
High Res:
1989x2055 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, duck, ducks, barnyard, barnyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, bird, birds, playground bully, playground bullies, playground, playgrounds, insult, insults, hurtful, chant, chants, cruelty, cruel, duckling, ducklings, chick, chicks

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

Artist:
Guthrie, Mark
Search ID:
mgtn8
High Res:
1492x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nursery rhyme, song, old mcdonald, farms, farm, barnyard, dynamite, explosion, explosives, horse, horses, pig, pigs, explosive, destruction, revolt, revolution, barn, barnyards, farmyard, farmyards, trigger, triggers

'That's the new kid on the block.'

Artist:
Whitworth, James
Search ID:
jwhn545
High Res:
2158x2900 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
goat, goats, new kid, new kids, kid, kids, new kid on the block, domestic goat, domestic goats, podium, podiums, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, farmyard, farmyards, barnyard, barnyards, barn yard, barn yards

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Artist:
Fakes, Nate
Search ID:
nfkn353
High Res:
1720x1876 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rooster, roosters, farms, farmer, farming, farm animal, farm animals, cockerel, cockerels, dawn, dawns, crack of dawn, alarm clock, alarm clocks, early morning, early mornings, barnyard, poultry, chicken, chickens, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, farm, farm life, farmers

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Artist:
Stik -Bill Greenhead-
Search ID:
bgrn2061
High Res:
2402x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow, cows, cattle, farm, farms, farming, farmed, phone, phones, phoning, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile, mobiles, telephone, telephones, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, grazing, graze, grazes, grazed, answering machine, answering machines

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

Artist:
Corbett, Jack
Search ID:
jco0306
High Res:
2500x1836 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, barn, barns, barnyard, barnyards, barn yard, barn yards, animal, animals, poultry, fowl, fowls, slang, looser, bullying, bully, bullies, bullied, teasing, kids, turkey, turkeys, bird, birds, cruel, upset, chick, chicks

Caricature of a chicken

Artist:
Bachtell, Tom
Search ID:
CC800064
High Res:
4830x6364 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chicken, chickens, silicon valley, hipster, hipsters, rooster, roosters, hipster, hipsters, cool, coolness, cool guy, cool guys, barnyard, barnyard animal, barnyard animals

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

Artist:
Royston -Robertson-
Search ID:
rron1079
High Res:
1800x2051 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rare breed, rare breeds, breed, breeds, breeding, pig, pigs, farm, farmyard, agriculture, barnyard, rare breed pigs, sow, boar, fame, celebrity, autograph, autographs, celebrity culture