Barnyard Cartoons and Comics

'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"Daylight come and me wan go home."

'It's settled, then - we start a farm.'

'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'

"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."

"By the way, dollface,nice hooters."

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

'It's got all the original features.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

I knew we were in uncharted waters when our chickens started asking questions like these:

Dairy Farmer Cow Spt

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."

Old McDonald HAD a farm.

'That's the new kid on the block.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

Caricature of a chicken