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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
Tags:old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening
"I can remember when this was all farmland."
Tags:farm, farms, farmland, pig, pigs, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, rural, real estate, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, commuting, housing development, housing developments, housing estate, housing estates, farm animal, farm animals
"By the way, dollface,nice hooters."
Tags:harassment, leer, leers, leering, inappropriate, comment, comments, commenting, dairy, milk, milks, milking, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, patriarchy, patriarchal, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, farm, farmers, farmer
"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"
"Thanks for going all the way home."
"This job nothing to crow about."
Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.
Tags:rural life, rural lifestyle, rural lifestyles, farm animal, farm animals, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, barnyards, farm, farms, countryside, countrysides, cow, cows, cattle, pig, pigs, goose, geese, chicken, chickens, camper, campers, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, camp site, camp sites, tent, tents, tenting, summer, summers, summertime, summer-time, childhood, rural ideal, herd, herds, local wildlife, wildlife, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, thelwell
'It has nothing to do with you, Bessie. It's just that I'm lactose intolerant.'
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."
Where steel wool comes from.
Caricature of a chicken
'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
"We go together like bacon and eggs."
"You both claim that this is how you found him. Well, I know a cock and bull story when I hear one."
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"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."
"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."
"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?
When Cows Discovered Mowers
"Mum, Mum, I've found some pretty rocks for you to ingest..."
Tags:poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, chicken, chickens, chicken farm, chicken farms, chicken farming, rock, rocks, grit, digestive system, digestive systems, keeping chicken, chick, chicks, hen, hens, chicken coop, chicken coops, kid, kids, gift, gifts, farmer, farmers, barnyard animal, barnyard animals
"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"
"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."