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'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
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"He called you a name but at least it wasn't a barnyard epithet."
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
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'It's settled, then - we start a farm.'
'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'
"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'
"By the way, dollface,nice hooters."
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'It's got all the original features.'
Dairy Farmer Cow Spt
"Did we really need a company newsletter?"
Cow to other: 'One of us has to wear a bell if we want to be herd.'
Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."
Old McDonald HAD a farm.
Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.
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'That's the new kid on the block.'
'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'
'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'
Medicated animal feed.
"You're kidding! That's horrible. So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin."
"We go together like bacon and eggs."