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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"Well hey, I have tensions in my life too."
How Gerald keeps going
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"The left side of Rupert's brain controls the right side of his politics."
"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
Tags:moai, rapa nui, easter island, mo'ai, head, heads, statue, statues, recognition, recognize, recognizing, recognise, recognising, old friend, old friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, memory, remember, remembers, remembering, chance encounter, chance encounters, bar, bars, bartending, bartender, bartenders
"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
Worm job fair.
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
"On paper I'm crazy."
"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."