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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
Tags:moai, rapa nui, easter island, mo'ai, head, heads, statue, statues, recognition, recognize, recognizing, recognise, recognising, old friend, old friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, memory, remember, remembers, remembering, chance encounter, chance encounters, bar, bars, bartending, bartender, bartenders
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
"If it's your wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, role reversal, role reversals, bar, pubcheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, hide, hiding, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, bad relationship, bad relationships
"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unskilled work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, laid off, lay off, lay offs, fired, firing, let go, redundant, redundancy
"My feelings about her continue to evolve."
Tags:first impression, first impressions, pass out, passed out, passing out, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, meet, meets, meet cute, meeting cute, meets cute, bartender, bartenders, bad first impression, bad first impressions, feeling, feelings, disillusioned, disillusionment, drink too much, drinks too much, drinking too much, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
Tags:wednesday, wednesdays, regular, regulars, customer, customers, client, clients, usual crowd, usual crowds, camel, camels, hunchback, hunchbacks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, bartender, bartenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, bartending, drink, drinks, drinking companion, drinking companions
"How about a drink for a harbinger of spring?"
Tags:bird, birds, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, migrating, spring, change of the seasons, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal affective disorder, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, comp, comps, comping, barfly, barflies, harbinger, harbingers, robin, robins
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"It's been taken care of."
"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, finish, finishing, finish your drink, finishing your drink, 5 pm, 5 p.m., happy hour, cocktail, cocktails, important, most important, most important drink of the day, health, health advice
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders