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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"Quick, Jerry! A drink for Ted. He tried to put a penny in an old man's hat."
"Keep it open."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog vendor, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, cart, carts, street meats, open tab, open tabs, opening a tab, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, fatty food, fatty foods, junk food, fast food, foodie, foodies, appetite, appetites, big appetite, big appetites, binge, binges, binge eater, binge eaters, binge eating, overeat, overeats, overeating, overweight, fat shame, fat shames
"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
Tags:moai, rapa nui, easter island, mo'ai, head, heads, statue, statues, recognition, recognize, recognizing, recognise, recognising, old friend, old friends, acquaintance, acquaintances, memory, remember, remembers, remembering, chance encounter, chance encounters, bar, bars, bartending, bartender, bartenders
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
"If it's your wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, role reversal, role reversals, bar, pubcheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, hide, hiding, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, bad relationship, bad relationships
"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unskilled work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, laid off, lay off, lay offs, fired, firing, let go, redundant, redundancy
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
(The Drinking Buddy System)
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
Tags:wednesday, wednesdays, regular, regulars, customer, customers, client, clients, usual crowd, usual crowds, camel, camels, hunchback, hunchbacks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, bartender, bartenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, bartending, drink, drinks, drinking companion, drinking companions
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"My feelings about her continue to evolve."
Tags:first impression, first impressions, pass out, passed out, passing out, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, bar, bars, meet, meets, meet cute, meeting cute, meets cute, bartender, bartenders, bad first impression, bad first impressions, feeling, feelings, disillusioned, disillusionment, drink too much, drinks too much, drinking too much, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"How about a drink for a harbinger of spring?"
Tags:bird, birds, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, migrating, spring, change of the seasons, changing of the seasons, seasonal change, seasonal affective disorder, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, comp, comps, comping, barfly, barflies, harbinger, harbingers, robin, robins
"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"
"Held up at work? You could have called."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drink, bartender, bartenders, office, offices, working, works, work late, held up, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, call ahead, calling, calls, loyal, loyalty, allegiance, faithful, relationship, relationships, bartending, pub, bar, bars, pubs, annoyed, warning, warns, comparison, compared, comparing, parody
"It's been taken care of."
"I thought it came with an acorn."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar