Barter Cartoons and Comics

Organ Exchange Bank

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

IHOX

Counterproposals

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."

"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"

"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'"For the love of it" no longer accepted. Cash only'

Why money was invented.

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

When the Inventor of the Wheel Met the Inventor of the Deal.

Toys for Tots

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'

"Barter? I don't know. Exactly what do you have in mind?"

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'