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Organ Exchange Bank
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, lunch, lunches, lunch box, lunch boxes, lunchtime, food, trade, trades, trading, cupcake, cupcakes, lice, head lice, school, schools, cafeteria, cafeteria, canteen, canteens, louse, louses, nit, nits, barter, bartering, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, raising kids, raising children
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, chain, chains, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, pawn, pawns, pawnbroker, pawnbrokers, pawning, pawn off, pawns off, pawning off, barter, barters, bartering, hock, hocks, hocking your wares, hocking wares, xylophone, xylophones, pawnshop, pawnshops, pawn shop, pawn shops, yard sale, yard sales, pancake, pancakes, pancake restaurant, pancake restaurants
Tags:counterproposals, counter proposal, counter proposals, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business meeting, business meetings, business proposal, business proposals, barter, barters, bargain, bargaining, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business man, business men, business people, disagree, disagreement, disagreements
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, machine, machines, technological progress, currency, currencies, cash, cashless, monkey, monkeys, primitive, primate, primates, primitiveness, feces, faeces, automated, automation, cashless society, cashless societies, barter, barters, bartering, barter system
"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."
Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?
"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, crime, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea agreement, plea agreements, plea deal, plea deals, guilty, innocent, bargain, bargains, bargaining, deal, deals, dealing, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, barter, bartering, goods, products, market, markets, marketplace, marketplaces, retail, consumerism, bribe, bribes, bribing, corruption, plea bargaining
"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."
"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"
Tags:diner, out to eat, restaurant, paying the bill, paying the tab, food, breakfast, lunch, meal, mealtime, eat, waitress, server, bard, musician, minstrel, minstrels, minstrelry, barter, extra crispy, medieval, entertainer, singer, lute, stringed instrument, mandolin, cittern, citterns, song, songs, ballad, ballads, ribaldry
'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'
"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"
Tags:shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, consumerism, store, stores, shop, shops, paying, pay, cashier, cashiers, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, financial transaction, financial transactions, money, finances, electronic fund transfer, credit, credit card, credit cards, debit card, debit cards, debit, check, checks, cheque, cheques, cash, precious metals, livestock, trade, trading, bartering, barter, payment, payments, service, customer service, technology, option, options, customer, customers, modern life
'"For the love of it" no longer accepted. Cash only'
Why money was invented.
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, food, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, lunch box, lunch boxes, trade, trades, trading, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bartering, barter, bargain, bargaining, note, notes, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, love, encouragement, chips, crisps, bag of chips, bag of crisps, corn chips, tortilla chips, value, valuable, snack, snacks, school, schools
When the Inventor of the Wheel Met the Inventor of the Deal.
Tags:barter, barters, bartering, barter economy, barter economies, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, wheel, wheels, caveman, cavemen, prehistory, prehistoric, wheeling and dealing, ripoff, ripoffs, ripped off, rip off, rip offs, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, trade, trades, trading
Toys for Tots
Tags:toy shop, toy shops, toy store, toy stores, toys, toy, kids toy, kids toys, childrens toy, childrens toy, kids' toy, kids' toys, children's toy, children's toys, parent, parents, parenting parenthood, new parent, new parents, kid, kids, children, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, tot, tots, trade, trading, trade off, trade-off, barter, bartering, exchange, exchanging, upsell, upselling, up-sell, up-selling
"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"
'Never, Ever...visit a car dealership if you only intend to look.'
'Make it seven beans and you got yourself a deal.'
"Barter? I don't know. Exactly what do you have in mind?"
Tags:barter, barter trading, barter system, barter systems, trade, trades, trading, reciprocal exchange, reciprocal exchange system, reciprocal exchange systems, exchange system, exchange systems, farm animal, farm animals, bartering, medical bill, medical bills, medical payment, medical payments, copay, copays, medical insurance, health insurance
'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'