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'Psssst... Beach balls... Psssst, get yer beach balls here...'
'If we build it, they will come.'
'It's the bullpen, coach. They agree to send in the lefty. ... However, they're demanding $10 million in unmarked bills and safe passage to a country with no extradition treaty.'
'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'
'There's the smoke! They've selected a new pitcher!'
'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'
'Let him go. The sharpshooters will get him.'
'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'
'Go get the groundskeeper! The crabgrass is back!'
Under new management.
'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'
'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'
'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'
'That's a home run!!... Pending the results of a drug test.'
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'
How to put a pitcher under pressure.
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