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'Remember that summer we coached little league?'
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
"All I seem to have brought with me is a headful of baseball statistics."
"Baseball or Anthrax?"
"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."
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"How are the Royals doing?"
Tags:royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchy, king, kings, queen, queens, prince, princes, princess, princesses, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, professional sport, professional sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, news, newspaper, newspapers, sport, sports, media, word play, play on words
"Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose - unless you want Daddy's love."
Tags:dad, dads, daddy, daddies, proud parent, proud parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambition, ambitions, competitive, competitiveness, father, fathers, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, pushy, love, winner, winners, high expectation, disappointment, disappointments
"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."
Tags:parent, parents, parental pressure, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, distraction, distractions, weak point, weak points, weakness, kid, kids, family life, family-life, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, bat, bats, unsporting, unsportsmanship, sportsmanship
"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
Tags:history, myths, health, fitness, rotator cuff, rotator cuffs, injury, injuries, repetitive stress, throwing arm, throwing arms, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dl, disabled list, disabled lists, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, mankoff
Arcade Game Baseball.
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
Tags:married, marriage, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, old people, old age, aging, ageing, sports fans, fans, fan, sport, sports, baseball, baseball fans, baseball team, professional baseball, retired, retirement, new york, new york city, nyc, queens
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
Tags:t-ball, tee ball, free agent, free agents, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, trade, trades, trading, wantaway, wantaways, want away, want aways, little league, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, ambitiousness, agent, sports agent, sports agents, sports, another team, another teams, baseball team, baseball teams
Guilt Day at Shea.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, guilt, guilty, guilty conscious, regret, regrets, regretting, low self-esteem, self-esteem, low self-confidence, self-confidence, beating yourself up, fan, fans, stadium, stadiums, umpire, umpires, batter, batters, catcher, catchers, psychology, mental health
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, playing baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball diamond, baseball diamonds, athlete, athletes, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., recreation league, recreation leagues, sports team, sports teams, baseball team, baseball teams, playing sports, watching sports, man, men, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, old age
A pitcher with a morningstar
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
Tags:agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs
"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."
Tags:bobblehead, bobbleheads, bobble-head, bobble-heads, team, teams, leader, leaders, leadership, leaderships, captain, captains, leadership skill, leadership skills, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, sportsmen, sportsman, athlete, athletes, ego, egos, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, vain, vanity
'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'
Tags:baseball, umpire, umpires, referees, process, processes, processing, base, base, run, runs, running, runner, runners, information, informations, think, thinks, thinking, thinking time, thinking times, decide, decides, decision, decisions, rush, rushes, rushed, rushing, home run, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, athlete, athletes, baseball team, baseball teams, professional baseball, pitcher, pitchers, runner, runners, baseman, basemen, sliding, base, bases, home base, catching, pitching, throwing, tossing, jumping, dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, fouette en l'air, jete en haut, tour en l'air, entrechat cinq, choreography, choreographer, choreographers, dance move, dance moves
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
Tags:drug test, drugs test, drug tests, drug tests, steroid, steroids, estrogen, oestrogen, hormone, hormones, result, results, negative, negatives, positive, positives, good news, bad news, baseball, base ball, performance enhancing, female hormone, female hormones, improvement, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catcher, catch, caught, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, catchers, bat, batsman, batsmen, team, teams, game, games, excuses, excuse, get out of it, reasons, reason, lie, lied, lies, liar, lying, lier, come up with reason, reasoning, thought, think, thoughts, thinking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers