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To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
"Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose - unless you want Daddy's love."
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"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."
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"Then we're agreed - it's a great day for a ball game."
A pitcher with a morningstar
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"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."
Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
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"You always rush out and high-dive me when I homer. How 'bout a bug when I whiff?"
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'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
Jimmy B.'s guide to sleazeball
'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'
'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'
'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'
"I hate Fashion Week."
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'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'
"Gimme a hand – I'm stuck."
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"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'
"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."
It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.
"Megan Frehling, will you please PLEASE just tell me what you want?"
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"Gee, I never thought of that. Maybe I do need glasses."