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"MAN, I love how corporate this place feels!"
"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."
'I think your stuff isn't working because the season may have ended a while back.'
Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.
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'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'
'There's plenty of acreage, but nobody knows how to build a baseball stadium.'
"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."
"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."
Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
'All we kept hearing is how 'wicked good' these guys were. They look 'wicked bad'.'
'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'
'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'
'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'
Fred now understood why this parking lot so close to the stadium was so cheap.
Baseball fan is struck by ball as he viewed the game through a peephole
'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'
"I brought popcorn."