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Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.
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'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'
"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."
"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."
Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
'All we kept hearing is how 'wicked good' these guys were. They look 'wicked bad'.'
'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'
'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'
'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'
'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'
"I brought popcorn."