Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
Sisyphus' baseball game
Tags:baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, decietful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, myths
Remote controlled foul ball incidents.
'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'
'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, players, plays, played, match, matches, matching, matched, team, teams, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, elbow injury, elbow injuries, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'
'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'
Tags:stealing second, steal second, stole second, baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, played, plays, kid, kids, go to hell, hell, messing with your head, head, messing, messing around, mess, mess about, trick, trickedin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."
'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'
"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
Tags:baseballer, baseballers, baseball, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, baseball player, baseball players, contract, contracts, manager, managers, sports, champagne, champagnes, celebration, celebrations, team, teams, agent, agents, fastidious, scrupulous, meticulous, finicky
Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.
Tags:qr code, qr codes, quick response code, quick response codes, barcode, barcodes, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, advertising space, ad space, advertising, ad, ads, advert, adverts, marketing, marketer, marketers, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, baseball, match, matches, game, games
'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'
Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.
'Aaaaaah! Kenny's fallen in! Don't make eye contact! Play dead, Kenny! Play dead!'
'Hold still, Cunningham. A career-ending injury will save you the embarrassment of being cut from your team.'
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, injure, injured, injures, injuring, injury, injuries, fire, fired, fires, firing, cut, cuts, team, teams, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassed, in the bleachers
Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.
'Every roster seems to have one - a journeyman with average skills who just bounces from team to team.'
'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'
'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'
'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'
'Wait! I'm an attorney and I represent the base runner!'
Tags:trial, trials, on trial, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, court, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, judge, judges, judging, judged, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseballer, baseballers, pitch, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, pitched, base ball, in the bleachers
'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'
'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'