Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.
Remote controlled foul ball incidents.
'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'
'... Close him up and let's just cross our fingers that his elbow holds up for another inning.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, players, plays, played, match, matches, matching, matched, team, teams, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, elbow injury, elbow injuries, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'
'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'
Tags:stealing second, steal second, stole second, baseball, base ball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, play, playing, player, played, plays, kid, kids, go to hell, hell, messing with your head, head, messing, messing around, mess, mess about, trick, trickedin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."
'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'
"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."
Tags:baseballer, baseballers, baseball, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, baseball player, baseball players, contract, contracts, manager, managers, sports, champagne, champagnes, celebration, celebrations, team, teams, agent, agents, fastidious, scrupulous, meticulous, finicky
Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.
Tags:qr code, qr codes, quick response code, quick response codes, barcode, barcodes, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, advertising space, ad space, advertising, ad, ads, advert, adverts, marketing, marketer, marketers, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, baseball, match, matches, game, games
'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'
'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'
Actual excerpt from a 911 tape.
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, pitched, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police, police officer, police officers, law enforcer, law enforcers, 911, 911 call, emergency, in the bleachers
'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'
Inventing the baseball.
The baseball players psychiatrist.
'his closing argument is not going well.'
'Go get the groundskeeper! The crabgrass is back!'
The plot thickens...
'It's the bullpen, coach. They agree to send in the lefty. ... However, they're demanding $10 million in unmarked bills and safe passage to a country with no extradition treaty.'
'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'
'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'