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'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'
'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basket ball, basketball team, coach, coaching, coaches, coached, note, notes, message, messages, messaging, apologetic, apologise, apologize, apologising, apologizing, game, games, lose, loser, losers, losing, loss, punishing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Time ou! ... Flea!'
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, duck, ducks, dinner, meat, poultry, cut from the team, cut, cuts, cutting, eat, eating, eats, eaten, cook, cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, cookers, team, teams, roast, roasting, roasts, orange sauce, coach, coaches, missing the point, missed the point, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"That's my son."
Tags:monster, monsters, high school, high schools, high-school, high-schools, sport, sports, sporting, basketball, basketballer, basketball player, player, players, basketball players, overpower, strong, unfair, boasting, boasts, proud, pride, children, child, ghouls, creature, creatures, kid, kids, school, schools, middle school, hurt, harm, hurting, brag, bragging
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'
'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'
Tags:physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, team medic, team medics, bruise, bruises, basketball injury, basketball injuries, brain injury, brain injuries, brain damage, brain damaged, neuron surgeon, neuron surgeons, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, basketball, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'
Tags:basketball, game, games, destiny, destinies, dentistry, dentist, dentists, dental, run, runs, running, scare, scares, scaring, scared, fright, frights, frighten, frightens, frightening, misspeak, misspoke, misspoken, accident, accidents, accidental, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, basketball team, basketball teams, all rolled into one, doctor, athletic trainer, trainer, trainers, doctors, training, chiropractor, chiropractors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapy, treatment, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"
Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.
'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'
'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'
'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'