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'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'
"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."
"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"
"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."
No eye in team.
"Why does he keep in the same players?"
'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'
BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one
'Your franchise player will see you now, coach.'
'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'
Trying to get kids into sports
Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.
'It's a little joke on the coaches.'
'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'
'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'
'Must be coach Johnson's place.'
'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'
'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball...'
'All your shots are coming up short, so to strengthen your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'
"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."