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'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'
'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'
'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'
'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
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"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."
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"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"
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Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.
The Unicorn in the Garden
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"Name your game."
The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.
"If you made as many blocks on the court as you do on Twitter, we'd have a great defense."
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'
'Well, hey. Andy's bug repellent really works!'
'This is Mr. Arnold. Mr. Arnold is a season ticket holder. I've brought him down to the floor so that he can explain what he means when he yells, 'Pull your heads out...'
'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'
'Get back in the ship, Feldman. Don't ask questions.'
'On paper, you appear to be an excellent candidate for a sales representative. However, without the ability to palm a basketball...'
'Yeah, OK. So? He vaporized your guy. But I didn't see it, and I can't call what I don't see.'
'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'