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'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'
'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'
'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'
'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
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"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."
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Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.
NBA on strike.
"Name your game."
The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.
"If you made as many blocks on the court as you do on Twitter, we'd have a great defense."
Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!
'It's exciting and you make a lot of money, but if you don't win, they flush you down the toilet. Welcome to the pros, kid.'
'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'
'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'
'OK, game's to 20, winner's outs... and we're shirts. You guy are bones.'
'I'm thinking about dropping out of nursery school in order to concentrate on an NBA career.'
'Don't be a fool, Mark! Pass the ball! Don't try to dribble out of trouble.'
Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.
His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.
Snowmen and basketball.
'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'