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"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"
'I hate PowerPoint.'
'Timeout . . . he's stuck.'
Tags:time out, timeout, timeouts, time outs, sports injury, sports injuries, sport injury, basketball, basketball match, basketball game, basketball games, basket, baskets, basketball player, basketball players, coach, coaches, basketball court, basketball courts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'
Tags:coach, coaches, basketball, basketball game, basketball coach, basketball coaches, dream, dreams, shattered dream, shattered dreams, sporting dream, sporting dreams, pushy parent, pushy parents, benchwarmer, bench warmer, benchwarmers, bench warmers, substitute, reserve, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'
Tags:fly, flies, bug, bugs, pest, pests, basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, time is running out, basketball game, game, games, gaming, match, matching, matched, match up, matches, team, teams, keel over and die, die, dies, died, dying, shot, shoot, shooting, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'C'mon, Johnson. Back him into the low post! Use the body God gave you.'
"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."
Tags:basketball player, basketball players, basketball game, basketball games, basketball match, basketball matches, coach, coaches, sports coach, sports coaches, basketball coach, basketball coaches, suit, suits, designer clothes, designer clothing, designer suit, designer suits, locker room, locker rooms, sideline, sidelines, motivational speech, motivational speeches, pep talk, pep talks
"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."
Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.
"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."
'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'
'Nurse, turn the basketball game up. This is a painful procedure, so I don't want to miss the game due to the patient's screaming.'
The Unicorn in the Garden
Tags:patrick ewing, ewing, sports, sport, athlete, athletes, athletics, basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basketball court, basketball game, sporting event, sporting match, sport match, stadium, stadiums, new york sports, new york sports teams, sports celebrities, sports celebrity, sports celebrities, unicorn, unicorns, mythological creatures, mythological creature, mythical creature, mythical creatures, team, teams, teamwork, unsportsmanlike conduct, unsporting behaviour, unsporting behavior, poor sportsmanship, bad sportsmanship, trash talk, trash talking, talking trash, talking smack, smack talking, smack talker, smack talkers
Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.
"Name your game."
'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'
'When do I learn to slamdunk?'
'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'
'Great seats my friend...'
'Personally, I find being #1 is highly overrated!'
'The groom called to say he'll have to marry you next weekend instead. He totally forgot he had tickets to the basketball game this weekend.'
"As you get older, son, you'll learn there's more to life than winning. Actually, it's mostly about money."
"College basketball recruiters are after him."
Tags:basketball player, basketball players, basketball match, basketball matches, basketball game, basketball games, recruiter, recruiters, basketball agent, basketball agents, talent agent, talent agents, sports agent, sports agents, sport agent, sport agents, talent spotter, talent spotters, college basketball, kid, kids, talent spotter, talent spotters, scout, scouts, talent scout, talent scouts
'Dude. At least try and hit the backboard. That's the third ball that's rolled off of the dog this week!'