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'Someone should fix that,'
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"That's my son."
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'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'
'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'
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'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'
'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'
'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'
'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'
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'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'
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'When do I learn to slamdunk?'
'Hey, he's standing erect! Is that legal?'
'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'
'Itchy, burning sensation? Try this spray, Nate. You've got athlete's hoof.'
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'
'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'
'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'
'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'
'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'
'Good shot. It would have gone in if hoop had been invented.'
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'OK, game's to 20, winner's outs... and we're shirts. You guy are bones.'
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