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'More dirt=more bubbles!'
"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."
"I am taking a shower!"
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'
Oil Spill in the Bath.
'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."
"Yes, mommy is happy you took a bath without me asking. I will be even happier if you turn the water off."
"How do you know it's dirt? Maybe it's soil."
'I see a body of water...with soap.'
"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"
"Water hot enough for you?"
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
'You wash, I'll dry.'
"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."
"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."
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Kid's at Bath Time.
"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."
"Isn't this typical."
"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"
'Martha, my battleship sank.'
Grooming for beginners.
'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'