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'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
Tags:hot tub, hot tubs, bubble, bubbles, bath, bathe, bathing, bathes, bathed, fart, farting, farted, farts, gas, gasses, chili, dinner, dinners, spicy, broken, broke, break, breaks, breaking, missed out, club, clubs, unattractive, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, relax, relaxing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.
Tags:shower, showering, showered, showers, shower gel, shower gels, bathe, bathing, bathes, bathed, lather, rinse, repeat, life, repetitive, repeat, repeating, everyday, every day life, work, working man, working life, worker, workers, worked, working, job, jobs, boring, bored, bores, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."
"Aren't you freezing?"
Tags:winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathing
A Centaur Taking A Shower
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'
'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'
'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'
Tags:cat wash, car wash, car washes, cat washes, cat washer, pet grooming, pet grooming service, pet grooming services, cat, cats, feline, felines, claw, claws, bathe, bathes, bathing, pet bathing, pet bathing service, animal grooming, animal groomer, animal groomers, scratch, scratches, scratching, bite, bites, biting, hiss, hisses, hissing
Woman in a bathtub.
"Oh no! I said not to use that stuff!"
'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'
Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature
Remote control bridge in bath.
Toes stick out of overflowing bath.
'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'
"Let's go for a dip."
Tags:soup, soups, soup du jour, soups du jour, soup of the day, soups of the day, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, dip, dips, go for a dip, goes for a dip, go for a swim, goes for a swim, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, bathe, bathes, bathing, favorite spot, favourite spot, favorite spots, favourite spots, nuisance, nuisances, pest, pests
Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
Tags:bath, bathe, bathing, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxation, relaxes, rubber, rubber duck, bath duck, toy duck, literal, visual gag, nest, nests, nesting, egg, eggs, safe, safety, head, nested, laying eggs, lay eggs, laid eggs, weeknight, unwind, unwinding, strange image, odd, oddly, hygiene, personal hygiene, pamper, pampered, pampering, self care, self-care
"Did you switch conditioners?"
"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
Tags:bath, baths, bathe, bathes, avoid, avoids, avoiding, boy, boys, girl, girls, child, aversion, aversions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, hate, hates, shower, showering, showers, clean, cleans, cleaning, baseball, baseball player, aspiration, aspirations, aspire, aspires, goal, goals, goal change, goal changes, dream, dreams, sports dream, sports dreams, dream job, dream jobs