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"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
A Betty Grable statue reads "July 1943."
"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, woman, women, string bikini, string bikinis, bikini, bikinis, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimsuits, bathers, bathers, tog, togs, diet, diets, dieting, losing weight, watching weight, counting calories, slimming down, fitness, getting in shape, summer, summertime, fashion, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, overweight, obese, body image, shopping
"What do you think?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, fashion, style, new, clothes, clothing, womenswear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, bathing suit, bathing suits, lingerie, opinion, opinions, asking for an opinion
"That's so last summer."
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimmer, bathing suit, swim trunks, swimming costume, sunscreen, sunblock, sun cream, spf, sunburn, sunburnt, sun poisoning, solar panels, solar panel, electricity, sunlight, absorb sun, energy, science, scientist, scientists, tanning, tan, tanned, tanning bed, tanning salon, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, green, green energy, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."
Tags:cape cod, the cape, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, leisure, relax, relaxation, stress, stressed, stressful, beach, beaches, summer, summertime, summer vacation, summer holiday, season, seasons, beach bum, beach bums, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, swimsuits, ocean, sea, massachusetts
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Asparagus Beach, Amagansett, NY.
That's a material breach if I've ever seen one.
"I hate the way I look in a bathing suit."
Tags:bathing suit, bathing suits, self-conscious, self conscious, self-consciousness, self consciousness, swim suit, swim suits, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, bikini, bikinis, public nakedness, sunbathers, sunbathing, public decency, beach, beaches, seaside, vain, vanity, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
'I've been going over your performance review and to tell you the truth, I'm not very happy with these swimsuit scores.'
'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'
"I want something like this but in a bathing suit."
Tags:men’s fashions, summer, men, shopping, fitness, old age, middle age, bathing suits, bathing suit, fashion choice, fashion choices, body conscious, body consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, formal dresser, formal dressers, formally dressed, swimwear, customer, customers, customer is always right, mankoff
"He has the rough outline of a good body but none of the details."
Tags:women, woman, girl, girls, beach, beaches, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, girl talk, trash talk, smack talk, talking trash, talking smack, judge, judging, judge a book by it's cover, beach body, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, summer, sun, sunny, men, man, body, body type, fitness, fit, objectify, objectification, objectifying
Ban budgie smugglers
Tags:budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, budgerigars, birds, smugglers, smuggling, swimming suit, swimming suits, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers, summer wear, summerwear, protest, protests, bathing suit, bathing suits, budgerigar, bird, swimwear, swimwears, smuggler, bathers, togs, animal, animal rights, beach, summer, australia, protest
"It's a secret where we're going. Pack a bathing suit."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimsuits, the stone age, surprise, surprises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, surprise holiday, surprise holiday, surprise vacation, surprise vacations
The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.
Tags:sea angler, sea anglers, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing boat, fishing boats, angler, anglers, angling, hobby, outdoors, sea fishing, sea fishermen, sea fisherman, sensible clothing, sensible clothes, catch, catches, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimsuits, fishing rod, fishing rods, warm clothing, warm clothes, fishing attire, sex appeal, thelwell
'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'
'Why do they call it the 'boy cut' suit? Because it lures you with its boyish good looks only to obliterates your self-confidence moments later.'
'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?'
Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .
'I'm old and confident. . .'
'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'
'Some of us are doomed to be crowd pleasers. . .'
"Don't you just love her dots-per-inch resolution?"