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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
In retrospect, Howard should have taken the raise instead of asking for his own cubicle.
"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."
Tags:pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:synchronized swimming, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronised swimmer, synchronised swimmers, synchronised swimming, eating out, dining out, going to the bathroom, going to the loo, going to the toilet, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, buddy system, buddy systems, double date, double dates
'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
Medicine cabinets labelled for the different days of the week
Tags:medical, medicine, medicines, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, man, men, medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, bathroom cabinet, bathroom cabinets, pill box, pill boxes, days of the week, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, over-prescribed, over prescribed, too much, too many, medicine abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, drug abuse, prescription abuse, modern life
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
'Your drain pipe was having a bad hair day.'
Tags:drain pipe, drainpipe, drain pipes, drainpipes, drainage pipe, drainage pipes, having a bad hair day, bedhead, bed head, bed headed, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, plumbing, lumber, plumbers, drainage, drainage products, drainage supplies, clog, clogged, clogged up, clogging up, clogged sink, clogged sinks, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, excuse, excuses
A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".
Tags:medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, medicine chest, medicine chests, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, washroom, washrooms, today, last night, man, men, stress, tired, drinking, hangover, hangovers, hungover, aerosol can, aerosol spray, spray can, spray, sprays, problem, problems, refresh, new day
"Ah! Here it is!"
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."
Tags:family life, family-life, family time, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, toilet, toilets, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, bathroom, bathrooms, childish, logic, illogical, child logic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, irrational fear, irrational fears
Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".
Tags:public washroom, public washrooms, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public toilet, public toilets, public restroom, public restrooms, public loo, public loos, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, ladies room, lady's room, women's room, public, unclean, gross, unhygienic, unsanitary, service, vending machine, vending machines, pad, pads, sanitary pad, sanitary pads, sanitary napkins, tampon, tampons, sanitary towel, sanitary towels, menstrual pad, menstrual pads, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, monthly cycle, month cycles, emergency, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene product, feminine hygiene products, woman, women
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
"I identify with shorter lines."
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbt
'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'
"Employees must pumice feet."
Tags:employees must, employee bathroom, bathroom, employee toilet, toilet, toilette, toilets, employee toilets, work, working world, world of work, wash hands, hand, hand washing, hand-washing, hygiene, hygienic, pumice, pumice stone, restroom, restrooms, employee restroom, employee restroom, health, health code, up to code, disgust, cringe, cringy, dying inside, offices, sign, signs, strange signs, hr, human resources, h r
'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'
'Your first executive decision?'
"O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?"
Tags:witness protection, witness protection program, federal witness protection program, federal witness protection programs, bathroom, bathrooms, potty, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, restroom, restrooms, road trips, road trip, new life, new lives, father, fathers, dad, dads, reminder, reminders, reminding, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'