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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
Tags:frankenstein, scientist, experiments, brains, halloween, mary shelley, scientists, experiment, frankenstein's monster, victor frankenstein, gothic horror, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, mad scientist, mad scientists, kidney problem, kidney problems, kidney, kidneys
"O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?"
Tags:witness protection, witness protection program, federal witness protection program, federal witness protection programs, bathroom, bathrooms, potty, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, restroom, restrooms, road trips, road trip, new life, new lives, father, fathers, dad, dads, reminder, reminders, reminding, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting
"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
'Whenever somebody tells me 'you go girl' I generally have to.'
The Puppet Poop
Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet
Tags:alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, alpine horn, alpine horns, labrophone, labrophones, cow, cows, cattle, alps, musical instrument, musical instruments, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outhouse, cowpat, cowpats, cow poop, cow poops, cow poo, cow poos, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, tradition, traditions, traditional
"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
"Your mother takes too long in the restroom."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, restroom break, restroom breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, aquarium, aquariums, sea life, sea-life, mother, mothers, female stereotype, female stereotypes, gender stereotype, family life, family-life, family outing, family outings, jellyfish, jellyfishes, jelly-fish, jelly-fishes, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, wrong turn, wrong turns
'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
"Wish I'd never teamed up with 'Incontinence Boy'..."
"He's been working on that project non-stop."
A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, urinate, urinates, urinating, urination, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, super strength, super strong, super power, super powers, strong, strength, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
'Your first interview, Mr Jason?'
"Watch my purse, okay?"
"Toilet breaks are for WINNERS!"
People in a Chinese dragon use a urinal.
Voyages of Sinbad: The later years.
Tags:sinbad, fables, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, incontinence, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, fable, old, elderly, old man, later years, couple, married couple, nighttime, voyage, trip
"Do you mind if I use your restroom?"
Alien Toilet Break
'Why didn't you go before we left?'
"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"
Death Takes a Dump
A birdhouse sits next to an outhouse.
"If we're to manage 40% cuts then we have to make tough decisions."