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The delicate balance of supply and demand
"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."
Tags:parent, parents, parental pressure, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, distraction, distractions, weak point, weak points, weakness, kid, kids, family life, family-life, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, batter, batters, batting, bat, bats, unsporting, unsportsmanship, sportsmanship
An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
Tags:tee-ball, father-son bond, father-son bonds, bond, bonds, bonding time, bonding times, executioner, executioners, execute, executes, executing, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, family business, family businesses, tee ball, tee, tees, tee off, tees off, teeing off, practice, practices, practicing, baseball bat, baseball bats, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, swing, swings, swinging, axe, axes, blade, blades, executioner's blade
A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
Tags:bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
Tags:caveman, cavemen, pain, painful, painfully, confidence, confident, overconvident, invention, invent, invents, make, makes, create, creates, creation, creations, miscalculate, miscalculates, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, effective, effectiveness, club, club, bat, bats, vest, vests, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batted, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, pitch, pitches, pitched, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, choke, chokes, choked, choking, slow, slows, slowness, too late, behind, miss, misses, missing, missed, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, large bat, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."
'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'
"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."
Tags:bat, bats, hanging bat, hanging bats, perched bat, perched bats, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, economic indicator, economic indicators, wall street, market growth, growth forecast, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"I told your parents I would convert."
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."
"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, therapists couch, therapist chair, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, superhero, superheroes, hero, heros, comic book hero, comic book heroes, mansplaining, mansplainer, mansplainers, cat, cats, bat, bats
Tags:bat, bats, hero, heroes, super hero, superheroes, superhero, super heroes, bat man, word play, play on words, bug, bugs, night, nights, insect, insects, creepy, creepy crawly, animal, animals, animal joke, literal, literal humor, literal humour, thanks, thank, thank you, grateful, gratitude, job, jobs, hard work, hard working, insectivores, insectivore, pest control, infestations, infestation, plagues, plague
"I have nothing on my radar, Claudia, but you and a bunch of bugs."
"You're not too big for me to use this!"
'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'
This Halloween gig sure beats the soup of the day special...
"Got some bats in your hair, huh? That's a bummer. You'll never get out now."
'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'
Cavemen and taxation